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[awesomechick]

ｔｅｘｔ ☎ ａｕｄｉｏ ☎ ｖｉｄｅｏ　☎　ｎｏｔｅｓ "Yoooo, Yuzuki here. I'm busy, so leave a message and I'll get back to you."

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[angelicreation]

Which means you were involved in the orgie via other means.

Sigh

[awesomechick]

if by "other means" you mean "had a kickass sword fight"

[ She lost, but at least she tried. No mere mortal could stand a chance against the Gates of Babylon raining dildos upon her. ]

[angelicreation]

Is that a poor euphemism for sex? I don't really care to hear about anyone other than me that you're fucking.

[awesomechick]

no it was a real duel [ with dildos. a dilduel, if you will. ]
i got hit in the rib and everything!

[ She even went so far as to embrace her inner Prince of the Drama Club for their fight—and threw a dildo at his head. It's a wonder he didn't pull a real sword on her. ]

[angelicreation]

Hit in the rib with a sword? Are you okay? I can send Haruno if you're hurt.

[awesomechick]

what?

[ ... oh. OH. ]

oh no they weren't ACTUAL swords
they were weird shaped dildos

[ Because, as we've established many times before, Seo is a mature adult. ]

[angelicreation]

weird shaped dildos...

[Why oh why did Juri like her again? Seo's so... unsophisticated. Like always. And yet Juri has such a thing for her. IT MAKES NO SENSE.]

[awesomechick]

yeah i'm not sure what they were supposed to be
definitely not human

[ If she knew better and was a truly disgusting human being, she would've known that hers was a giant horse cock.

Please just put her in a giant garbage can, Juri. That's clearly where she belongs. ]

[angelicreation]

[Is this what 'slumming' feels like?]

Do I even want to know why you were fencing with non-human dildos? And did you win?

I can't believe I asked that.

[awesomechick]

he had a pile of them in his room
what else was i supposed to do?

[ Probably not say, 'You could have a sword fight with those things.' But that's neither here nor there. ]

i only lost when he dropped a bunch of them on my head :\

1/2

[angelicreation]

Not go into the room with the guy that had a mass of non-human dildos. Did that ever occur to you?

[angelicreation]

[And then quickly afterward...]

And that was a cheap shot from him. Hardly swordfighting at all. Practically cheating.

[awesomechick]

i never said i was a clever man

[ And honestly, Juri should know better than anyone that the opportunity to do something incredibly stupid is too good for Seo to ever pass up. So expecting her to know better is pointless. ]

i dunno, it looked pretty cool

[ The Gates of Babylon, she means; not how dumb she looked becoming Mt. Seo, literally up to her neck in dildos.

And she'll just casually leave out the fact that hitting him in the face with a giant silicone wang was what spawned his retribution. ]

[angelicreation]

[Thank goodness Juri was spared from that idiotic sight.]

It still can't hardly be called swordfighting, no matter how cool it looked.

[awesomechick]

[ Her respect for Seo (if she even had any to begin with) would've plummeted at the sight of her, for sure. ]

ehhh dildofighting, swordfighting, it's practically the same thing

[angelicreation]

[Surprisingly, Juri does actually have respect for Seo. Some.]

No it's not. I'm a Duelist, Yuzuki.

[awesomechick]

[ We'll fix that eventually. ]

well until you've done it, you can't say for sure

[ Says the girl who's never picked up a sword in her life. ]

[angelicreation]

I will never swordfight with dildos.







[And then the moment she hit send, she swore loudly at the pair of gift panties that she still hasn't bothered to put away yet, just chilling on the bed next to her as she chatted with Seo. Because now Juri's worried that Seo will attempt to find a way to make her swordfight with dildos.]

[awesomechick]

never say never, juri-senpai :)

[ CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. ]

[angelicreation]

Haven't I told you to stop calling me that?

[Which was her way of saying she realized the mistake she made and has nothing better to say.]

[awesomechick]

whatever you say, senpai

[ Yeah, that's never going away. ]

[angelicreation]

[...she's resigned that it will always be there. And a part of her did like it. Maybe if it just stayed as something between them, something others don't get to hear, then maybe Juri will stop caring about it.]

Fitting. This Saturday. Don't forget, and seriously, don't make me have Saber stuff you into a suitcase and then thrown into the back of Raul's car to get you there.

[awesomechick]

[ She sees you changing the subject, Juri. ]

huh
now i kinda wanna see if i can fit

[angelicreation]

[Shush.]

I would rather Lorelei not show up to her first fitting in a suitcase.

[awesomechick]

alright i'll just do it later when i can get my hands on a suitcase

[ Their relationship in a nutshell:

juri: don't do the thing
seo: i'm gonna do the thing ]