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[awesomechick]

ｔｅｘｔ ☎ ａｕｄｉｏ ☎ ｖｉｄｅｏ　☎　ｎｏｔｅｓ "Yoooo, Yuzuki here. I'm busy, so leave a message and I'll get back to you."

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[angelicreation]

No. No, you will not make an announcement. That's my job. Publicity is my job. Booking you shows is my job. Keeping you safe at performances is my job. I'm very good at my job.

Your job is to take care of that voice, practice your set, go to fittings and give the most amazing performances so you can be a fucking star. YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY ANNOUNCEMENTS.

And if I have to have Saber man-handle you to your fitting, I will. Are we clear, Yuzuki?

[awesomechick]

[ If only she could see the forlorn look on Seo's face when she reads that first text. ]

man i don't get to do anything fun
well if you're gonna do everything, make sure you use my stage name

[angelicreation]

And here I thought singing was fun for you.

The people of this city will know you as Lorelei. As if I would use you real name. I will say, if we do well enough there may be press conferences and newspaper interviews. Those I can't do for you.

[awesomechick]

well yeah, but i can do other stuff too

[ Besides going to fittings and doing publicity shoots, or whatever, but that goes without saying. ]

well if i can't do it, you can tell them i'm perfect for birthday parties and orgies
since they probably have those all the time here

[ It's probably a good thing Juri is so adamant about Seo not saying anything. ]

[angelicreation]

[The hardest part of any agent's job: wrangling the star.]

I will keep that in mind.

What's this about orgies?

[awesomechick]

i would've said bat mitzvahs but i'm pretty sure they don't have those here
that sounded like the next best thing

[ Besides, who doesn't want to hear some sexy live music while they're getting it on with twenty other people? ]

[angelicreation]

Please tell me you haven't been singing at any orgies.

[awesomechick]

no...............

[ She fought the King of Heroes with a giant dildo at an orgy, instead. ]

[angelicreation]

That's a lot of ellipses. Are you lying to me?

[awesomechick]

no i haven't sung anywhere except at karaoke

[angelicreation]

Which means you were involved in the orgie via other means.

Sigh

[awesomechick]

if by "other means" you mean "had a kickass sword fight"

[ She lost, but at least she tried. No mere mortal could stand a chance against the Gates of Babylon raining dildos upon her. ]

[angelicreation]

Is that a poor euphemism for sex? I don't really care to hear about anyone other than me that you're fucking.

[awesomechick]

no it was a real duel [ with dildos. a dilduel, if you will. ]
i got hit in the rib and everything!

[ She even went so far as to embrace her inner Prince of the Drama Club for their fight—and threw a dildo at his head. It's a wonder he didn't pull a real sword on her. ]

[angelicreation]

Hit in the rib with a sword? Are you okay? I can send Haruno if you're hurt.

[awesomechick]

what?

[ ... oh. OH. ]

oh no they weren't ACTUAL swords
they were weird shaped dildos

[ Because, as we've established many times before, Seo is a mature adult. ]

[angelicreation]

weird shaped dildos...

[Why oh why did Juri like her again? Seo's so... unsophisticated. Like always. And yet Juri has such a thing for her. IT MAKES NO SENSE.]

[awesomechick]

yeah i'm not sure what they were supposed to be
definitely not human

[ If she knew better and was a truly disgusting human being, she would've known that hers was a giant horse cock.

Please just put her in a giant garbage can, Juri. That's clearly where she belongs. ]

[angelicreation]

[Is this what 'slumming' feels like?]

Do I even want to know why you were fencing with non-human dildos? And did you win?

I can't believe I asked that.

[awesomechick]

he had a pile of them in his room
what else was i supposed to do?

[ Probably not say, 'You could have a sword fight with those things.' But that's neither here nor there. ]

i only lost when he dropped a bunch of them on my head :\

1/2

[angelicreation]

Not go into the room with the guy that had a mass of non-human dildos. Did that ever occur to you?

[angelicreation]

[And then quickly afterward...]

And that was a cheap shot from him. Hardly swordfighting at all. Practically cheating.

[awesomechick]

i never said i was a clever man

[ And honestly, Juri should know better than anyone that the opportunity to do something incredibly stupid is too good for Seo to ever pass up. So expecting her to know better is pointless. ]

i dunno, it looked pretty cool

[ The Gates of Babylon, she means; not how dumb she looked becoming Mt. Seo, literally up to her neck in dildos.

And she'll just casually leave out the fact that hitting him in the face with a giant silicone wang was what spawned his retribution. ]

[angelicreation]

[Thank goodness Juri was spared from that idiotic sight.]

It still can't hardly be called swordfighting, no matter how cool it looked.

[awesomechick]

[ Her respect for Seo (if she even had any to begin with) would've plummeted at the sight of her, for sure. ]

ehhh dildofighting, swordfighting, it's practically the same thing