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[awesomechick]

ｔｅｘｔ ☎ ａｕｄｉｏ ☎ ｖｉｄｅｏ　☎　ｎｏｔｅｓ "Yoooo, Yuzuki here. I'm busy, so leave a message and I'll get back to you."

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[angelicreation]

I would've gone with Jane.

[awesomechick]

call it whatever you want man
you're the one with the perverted ghost

[angelicreation]

The more you keep blaming this apparent ghost, the more I'm going to start thinking you did leave these for me just to see if I'd wear them.

[awesomechick]

nah but if you really want me to buy you underwear that badly, i can

[angelicreation]

It's pointless if it's not something you actually want to do. I can buy my own underwear; I have expensive tastes.

Speaking of which, you have a fitting with a seamstress on Saturday.

[awesomechick]

yeah i probably can't afford your stuff

ughhh i don't wanna go :(

[ You'd better be prepared to drag her by her ear, Juri. ]

[angelicreation]

You will soon enough. I'm still working on your first gig.

But I need some publicity photos which means you need some performance attire. You will go to that fitting.

[awesomechick]

good luck with that

[ Seriously, she's gonna need it. ]

oh hey i can help with the publicity!
i can make an announcement about it
i know there's some rich people here we could probably get money out of :)

[ "I'm great at birthday parties and orgies." Yep, she's gonna do it. ]

[angelicreation]

No. No, you will not make an announcement. That's my job. Publicity is my job. Booking you shows is my job. Keeping you safe at performances is my job. I'm very good at my job.

Your job is to take care of that voice, practice your set, go to fittings and give the most amazing performances so you can be a fucking star. YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY ANNOUNCEMENTS.

And if I have to have Saber man-handle you to your fitting, I will. Are we clear, Yuzuki?

[awesomechick]

[ If only she could see the forlorn look on Seo's face when she reads that first text. ]

man i don't get to do anything fun
well if you're gonna do everything, make sure you use my stage name

[angelicreation]

And here I thought singing was fun for you.

The people of this city will know you as Lorelei. As if I would use you real name. I will say, if we do well enough there may be press conferences and newspaper interviews. Those I can't do for you.

[awesomechick]

well yeah, but i can do other stuff too

[ Besides going to fittings and doing publicity shoots, or whatever, but that goes without saying. ]

well if i can't do it, you can tell them i'm perfect for birthday parties and orgies
since they probably have those all the time here

[ It's probably a good thing Juri is so adamant about Seo not saying anything. ]

[angelicreation]

[The hardest part of any agent's job: wrangling the star.]

I will keep that in mind.

What's this about orgies?

[awesomechick]

i would've said bat mitzvahs but i'm pretty sure they don't have those here
that sounded like the next best thing

[ Besides, who doesn't want to hear some sexy live music while they're getting it on with twenty other people? ]

[angelicreation]

Please tell me you haven't been singing at any orgies.

[awesomechick]

no...............

[ She fought the King of Heroes with a giant dildo at an orgy, instead. ]

[angelicreation]

That's a lot of ellipses. Are you lying to me?

[awesomechick]

no i haven't sung anywhere except at karaoke

[angelicreation]

Which means you were involved in the orgie via other means.

Sigh

[awesomechick]

if by "other means" you mean "had a kickass sword fight"

[ She lost, but at least she tried. No mere mortal could stand a chance against the Gates of Babylon raining dildos upon her. ]

[angelicreation]

Is that a poor euphemism for sex? I don't really care to hear about anyone other than me that you're fucking.

[awesomechick]

no it was a real duel [ with dildos. a dilduel, if you will. ]
i got hit in the rib and everything!

[ She even went so far as to embrace her inner Prince of the Drama Club for their fight—and threw a dildo at his head. It's a wonder he didn't pull a real sword on her. ]

[angelicreation]

Hit in the rib with a sword? Are you okay? I can send Haruno if you're hurt.

[awesomechick]

what?

[ ... oh. OH. ]

oh no they weren't ACTUAL swords
they were weird shaped dildos

[ Because, as we've established many times before, Seo is a mature adult. ]

[angelicreation]

weird shaped dildos...

[Why oh why did Juri like her again? Seo's so... unsophisticated. Like always. And yet Juri has such a thing for her. IT MAKES NO SENSE.]